"Come by tonight for popcorn and movies," the peppy and fired-up voice on the the other end of the cell phone said.

"Sounds like a plan! Can I bring something?"

"Just bring you! And a date if you wish!"

"A date? Where am I going to find a date?"

"On second thought FORGET THE DATE! I have someone I want you to meet."

"Oh NO, not the home theater seating sales rep!"