"The Muse Is In!" The sign above the door read. "Midnight Madness Awaits... Enter at own risk."

Pausing at the door I wondered, "Do I dare?" When all of a sudden a voice sang out in my soul, "Do you dare not?"

Contemplating the question momentarily until with the great gust of a wind, this heavily carved wooden door blew open to reveal .... tv stand, but not just any tv stand and not any tv...