"The food looks, smells and sounds so delicious, I think I've just gained 10 pounds here before I took my first bite." The customer at the European display case said to the clerk as she gazed longingly at the confections encased in glass.

"Not to worry, Mom. I have your bottle of phentermine in my bag."

"Ah, yes the phentermine. Break it open, I need it now, if I'm ever going to fit in the Mother-if-the-Bride dress."